Tuesday, May 30, 2006

100 things to do before i die.

For some time now, i was thinking about all the things i want to do before i kick the bucket. The list is as below, its my list. I ask you also to write down things which you wanna do in your life time. Its important, believe you me, gives you a different perspective on life; i guess we will also see how important life is.

So here we go.

1. Climb the Mt. Everest.
2. Go round the world in a plane.
3. Plant a tree, actaully many.
4. Fall in love over & over again.
5. Go sky diving.
6. Do a deep sea diving
7. Visit famous beaches in all continents.
8. Run a Marathon.
9. Be a Bartender.
10. Learn to play golf.
11. Create my family tree.
12. Want to trek to origin of the river Nile.
13. Want to fly to moon & back.
14. For some strange reason, i always wanted to pee from the top of Mt. Everest.
15. Want to BASE jump.
16. Learn to throw a Boomerang.
17. Want to ride a Bull.
18. Fart loudly in a crowded lift.
19. Want to learn mathematics & how to handle my own finance.
20. Gamble my butt off in Vegas.
21. Be a streaker in Indo-Pak cricket match.
22. Go up in a Hot-Air balloon.
23. Scuba Dive in Great Barrier Reef.
24. Learn to Juggle.
25. Make out with a stranger in public.
26. Invite all the people i know, telling them its my funeral (& find out
how many actually turn up)
27. Tell I LOVE YOU to as many people as possible.
28. Smile always. 24/7, 365 days.
29. Lie to your boss that you met with an accident, & spend a month at home lazying around.
30. Spend 3 months time in getting in shape like David.
31. Learn to fly a Hang Glider.
32. Go to the edge of the atmosphere by a hot air balloon & jump down to earth.
33. Go wild in Rio's annual carnival.
34. Write a will.
35. Spend a new years eve on a beach naked sipping wine.
36. Ask someone you just met to go on a date with you.
37. Write my own epitaph.
38. Spend a night in a haunted house..all by myself.
39. Teach someone illiterate to read.
40. Shower in a waterfall with someone i love.
41. Drink beer in Oktoberfest.
42. Be a judge in Ms. Universe contest.
43. Fire my own boss & take his place for a day.
44. Learn Ballroom dancing.
45. Get jailed.
46. Be a judge.
47. Watch the Parlaiment in session(in person).
48. Build a Tomb for myself.
49. Eat a Cobra's heart, Octopuss, Crocodile, Emu, Ostrich....this list is big.
50. Make enough money to buy my own plane.
51. Cross the Sahara on a Camel.
52. Send a message in a Bottle.
53. Throw a Monstrous party & invite all your friends.
54. Swim with a dolphin.
55. Learn to speak French.
56. Grow a Mustache.
57. Create a website in my name.
58. Make my own wine.
59. Make something important & patent it.
60. Buy a Hayabusa for my Bro.
61. Buy a Harley for myself.
62. Make a movie & act in it too.
63. Write a PHD paper on NOTHING!
64. Write a love letter.
65. Make love on a train/forest floor/kitchen……………..
66. Write an Autobiography.
67. Donate to an Orphanage anonymously.
68. Fall in love….helplessly & unconditionally.
69. Donate a bench to a park; put my name on it.
70. Have a child, look in its eyes, see yourself & smile.
71. Save enough for myself before it kicks me out of the house.
72. Own a double barreled gun.
73. Visit 7 wonders of the world.
74. Date a Supermodel.
75. Learn to Tap Dance.
76. Go fishing & eat my catch.
77. Fly faster than the speed of sound.
78. Own a submarine.
79. Finish an Iron-man competition.
80. Ride the biggest, meanest roller coaster back to back for a day.
81. Test drive a Ferrari.
82. Have my own line of Lingerie.
83. Have an expensive business suit made.
84. Visit the Louvre in Paris.
85. Visit an active volcano.
86. Vote.
87. Say I am Sorry.
88. Read Bhagavad-Gita.
89. Do Bungee jumping.
90. Get a World Class chef to cook for me for a month.
91. Buy a library.
92. Help at least a dozen people.
93. Fight Mike Tyson.
94. Become national champion in Bowling.
95. Own a Strip / Stand up Comedy bar.
96. Learn Karate & Kung foo & kick your boss’s ass.
97. Become india's Richard Branson.
98. Have a chocolate brand in my name.
99. Get a Doctrate on Point 63.
100. Finish atlest 25 of them & add more to the list.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey dude thts good keep going best of luck and hope all of your misdoings are fulfilled (AMEN)

Anonymous said...

PHP...Can i be of some hlp in ur desires...

1.Climb the Mt. Everest.
Ans: Plz contact Sherpass...
2. Go round the world in a plane.
Ans: U need to HIre a AIRBUS..
3. Plant a tree, actaully many.
Ans: well this is good i too wuld like to contribute..
4. Fall in love over & over again.
Ans: No way....I thnk u need to fly a kite..
5. Go sky diving.
Ans: Well refer Point 2
6. Do a deep sea diving
Ans: refer Point 2
7. Visit famous beaches in all continents.
Ans: refer Point 6
8. Run a Marathon.
Ans: well no Controversy plz, we dont need another bhuddia..
9. Be a Bartender.
Ans: Well Ms lal was also the same..
10. Learn to play golf.
Ans: try Survey No 101/1.....huge 18 course hole..
11. Create my family tree.
Only Weeds dude..
12. Want to trek to origin of the river Nile.
Ans: No trkn plz u need to swim across..take a good belt...
13. Want to fly to moon & back.
Ans: Refer Point 2
14. For some strange reason, i always wanted to pee from the top of Mt. Everest.
Ans: Hope it gets frozen...
15. Want to BASE jump.
Ans: whr to..
16. Learn to throw a Boomerang.
this is simple anythng u trow it will come back to u...
17. Want to ride a Bull.
Ans: is red bull ok..?
18. Fart loudly in a crowded lift.
Ans: Try $ #39......
19. Want to learn mathematics & how to handle my own finance.
Ans: Use Excl dude..
20. Gamble my butt off in Vegas.
If u hve one..
21. Be a streaker in Indo-Pak cricket match.
Ans: who wuld want to c u streaked..?
22. Go up in a Hot-Air balloon.
Ans: contact 3rd reich..
23. Scuba Dive in Great Barrier Reef.
Ans: No pollution plz..
24. Learn to Juggle.
Ans: why again?
25. Make out with a stranger in public.
Ans: No comments..
26. Invite all the people i know, telling them its my funeral (& find out
how many actually turn up)..
Ans: well why invite when we have Blogs...
27. Tell I LOVE YOU to as many people as possible.
Ans: No Comments plz..
28. Smile always. 24/7, 365 days.
Ans: tht is the one thng we all need..
29. Lie to your boss that you met with an accident, & spend a month at home lazying around.
Ans: tht is too easy ..
30. Spend 3 months time in getting in shape like David.
Ans: who is davidd..? if it Edgar then god help u..
31. Learn to fly a Hang Glider.
Ans: Refer Point 16
32. Go to the edge of the atmosphere by a hot air balloon & jump down to earth.
Ans: Refer point 16
33. Go wild in Rio's annual carnival.
Ans: refer Pnt 21

34. Write a will.
Ans: i am ur best frd....
35. Spend a new years eve on a beach naked sipping wine.
Ans: NO coments
36. Ask someone you just met to go on a date with you.
Ans: No comments.
37. Write my own epithet.
Ans: on..?
38. Spend a night in a haunted house..all by myself.
Ans: i dont want another 10pm sony show..
39. Teach someone illiterate to read.
Ans: tht is realyy grt...
40. Shower in a waterfall with someone i love.
Ans: NO comments
41. Drink beer in Oktoberfest.
Ans: And gets tizzyyy & u will awake in Siberia…
42. Be a judge in Ms. Universe contest.
Ans: rellly naughty…
43. Fire my own boss & take his place for a day.
Ans: Refer pnt 16, wht goes comes bck too..
44. Learn Ballroom dancing.
Ans: whr r the Bllssss..
45. Get jailed.
Ans: we all r living in J….
46. Be a judge.
Ans: refer point 42
47. Watch the Parlaiment in session(in person).
Ans: if it TN thn refer Pnt 42…
48. Build a Tomb for myself.
Ans: can I get the contract…
49. Eat a Cobra's heart, Octopuss, Crocodile, Emu, Ostrich....this list is big.
Ans: I wuldn;t mind to join u…
50. Make enough money to buy my own plane.
Ans: well tht is good thgt..
51. Cross the Sahara on a Camel.
Ans: camel is injurious to health…
52. Send a message in a Bottle.
Ans: it wuld be stry of lust & found….
53.Throw a Monstrous party & invite all your friends.
Ans: can I be the monster..
54. Swim with a dolphin.
Ans: ooops…
55. Learn to speak French.
Ans: & get La…….d… why dude…
56. Grow a Mustache.
Ans: somthgn r best unsaid…
57. Ride across Sahara on a Camel.
Ans: again…
58. Make my own wine.
Ans; & …
59. Make something important & patent it.
Ans: No cmts..
60. Buy a Hayabusa for my Bro.
Ans: I am only frd….
61. Buy a Harley for myself.
Ans: why this discrimination…
62. Make a movie & act in it too.
Ans: No cmts…
63. Write a PHD paper on NOTHING!
Ans: Welcome to the gang..
64. Write a love letter.
Ans: wy…..
65. Make love on a train/forest floor/kitchen……………..
Ans: why not in Siberia..?
66. Write an Autobiography.
Ans: on …
67. Donate to an Orphanage anonymously.
Ans: Ths is a good thgt….
68. Fall in love….helplessly & unconditionally.
Ans: why uncondtionnaly…
69. Donate a bench to a park; put my name on it.
Ans: & do somehtng naughty …
70. Have a child, look in its eyes, see yourself & smile.
Ans: well thr is no ans for this..
71. Save enough for myself before it kicks me out of the house.
Ans: I tell invest in SIP…
72. Own a double barreled gun.
Ans: & fire the Boss…
73. Visit 7 wonders of the world.
Ans: modern & ancient…
74. Date a Supermodel.
Ans: the gal next foor..
75. Learn to Tap Dance.
Ans: the idea is to dnace while tappin…
76. Go fishing & eat my catch.
Ans: go to hebbal lake..
77. Fly faster than the speed of sound.
Ans: in wht..?
78. Own a submarine.
Ans: then u need to 007..atleast a 006
79. Finish an Iron-man competition.
Ans: & come in 10 sprts…
80. Ride the biggest, meanest roller coaster back to back for a day.
Ans: & …
81. Test drive a Ferrari.
Ans & kick schumi out…
82. Have my own line of Lingerie.
Ans: name as ….
83. Have an expensive business suit made.
Ans: & go to paris..?
84. Visit the Louvre in Paris.
Ans.. thr we r in sync…
85. Visit an active volcano.
Ans: nearest is A & N,..
86. Vote.
Ans: No Cmts..
87. Say I am Sorry.
Ans.. It is Ok.. u r reprimanded..
88. Read Bhagavad-Gita.
Ans: No Cmts
89. Do Bungee jumping.
Ans: refer 16…
90. Get a World Class chef to cook for me for a month.
Ans: why waste whn empire is thr..
91. Buy a library.
Ans: can I be the first member..?
92. Help at least a dozen people.
Ans: tht is a good thgt again…
93. Fight Mike Tyson.
Ans: & be a Zillion dollar babhi
94. Become national champion in Bowling.
Ans: & blow the Bl..s of every one…e
95. Own a Strip / Stand up Comedy bar.
Ans: wuld tht be a air strip ,.. or r u thnkg wht I am thnkn
96. Learn Karate & Kung foo & kick your boss’s ass.
Ans: why bother …
97. Become india's Richard Branson.
Ans: can I becm ur CFO..
98. Have a chocolate brand in my name.
Ans: No cmnts..
99. Get a Doctrate on Point 63.
Ans: why……….
100. Finish atlest 25 of them & add more to the list
Ans: tht is endn on a good note….

Unknown said...

who is this kannan?? anyway sounds really phunny i might add

Anonymous said...

Hey! for all your dreams and fantasies....someof them were quite weird ...dont ask me which ones...
here is a line dedicated to your dreams...
"you may say iam a dreamer but iam not the only one"
your friend kannan has some patience but why no comments on all matters of the heart...
continue to write and entertain the world!!

Anonymous said...

thnks for all the showers of praise ..........wow.....

well hy rima.. it is not patenece.. it is all abt being jobless.......

PHP well i hope you are inchn towards ur goal of 24/25......